Early this morning an ass ripping so loud with so much toxic anger you could feel the earth tremors for miles in all directions.

When will the verbal bashing end for poor Frank ?

When will Frank finally stop breast feeding Paradice ?

Will Frank’s testicles finally drop, will he one day become a man, or at least half a man ?

The bashing must have gone on for hours ?

Last night Frank received a tongue lashing on Vaughn from his internet love interest Paradice, today it was Frank’s turn to vent his passionate anger.

From the broken heart of a man who gave his all emptied his soul. Now with tears in his eyes Frank weeps for the love he has lost all thanks to that Devil at the bottom of a bottle.

Frank dear I understand the pain you feel for I to have loved and given my all to another who turned their back on me and broke wind in my general direction. Sometimes it’s not meant to pee, I mean BE. Sorry typo.

The pain of an internet heartbreak can bring such betrayal and nights of unbearable torment, and that’s why I have my very own Barbie doll collection by my bedside to give me warmth and comfort on those lonely nights…….. ◕︵◕

We did try and warn you but your open heart and the fact you wanted to plunge your weeny in to Para’s pearly toxic gates lead you on to a path of doom and gloom. This pain was inevitable.

Even Paradice warned you but you refused to listen.

She did tell you that her alcoholic mother was helpless and that she ran off at 14 to have Bruce raise her, and from the age of 14 to 40 he’s still raising her. Frank it’s all she’s ever known when you see the mother you can then see the daughter.