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30Sep

“Racist pig from Barrie Ontario Canada Shawn Roffey”

Posted in FoxmanShawn | 15 Comments

A quote emailed to me……

“We have known Foxman Shawn has said some racist shit in the past, but here is a recent video someone posted to YouTube where he admits to hating certain minorities.

Shawn Roffey explain why he doesn’t like Black people or Jewish people”

So you don’t like people who swing from trees and eat bananas all day huh ??? RACIST SON OF A BITCH…The video was made Sep 14, 2018. All credit and thanks to the individual who sent it in.

As always WHAT WERE YOU THINKING…or were you thinking at all ????

28Sep

Another Facebook security breach

Posted in NEWS | 2 Comments

There’s been another security breach in Facebook, believe that’s 2 so far ?

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/28/technology/facebook-hack-data-breach.html

How many times have I said to never place personal information online, some of you out there laughed and jeered when in the past I’ve made posts about such things, bet you’re not laughing now. If it can happen to a huge site such as FB just imagine what all those other sites are spitting out about you.

26Sep

Alas POOR Dogmeat can only have SEX with ME…says Helton

Posted in VonHelton | 4 Comments

So bare with me as I TRY and explain what’s going on here on this latest Helton catastrophe turned hilarious. Helton’s been playing FALLOUT a post apocalyptic video game where YOU (the hero) must achieve certain missions by defeating the bad guys…etc etc etc. Along the way you find a pet dog named “Dogmeat” and the two of you go off together to adventure and explore the untamed wilderness of this futuristic world.

However Helton has decided to use a mod to enhance the game play, but in doing so he’s found a GLITCH where his pet dog “DOGMEAT” has decided to have SEX with him and him alone. Did I ever tell you I simply can’t make this shit up ?

Anyone ever hear of the old saying… You lie with the dogs you get up with the FLEAS ??? Does this apply here as it wasn’t so long ago that Helton did have a head lice infestation.

“Also, poor dogmeat can only have sex with ME in the dialogue….I want to get him to go after my companions as well”

Thank you to those responsible for passing this canine gem along to me.

25Sep

Just imagine

Posted in Adambro, Shawnio | 6 Comments

Recent NEWS has Bill Cosby being found guilty…

Bill Cosby was sentenced Tuesday to three to 10 years behind bars for drugging and sexually assaulting a Toronto woman, becoming the first celebrity of the MeToo era to be sent to prison. “It is time for justice. Mr. Cosby, this has all circled back to you. The time has come,” Montgomery County Judge Steven O’Neill said. He quoted from victim Andrea Constand’s own statement to the court, in which she said Cosby took her “beautiful, young spirit and crushed it.”

BUT WHAT IF THINGS WERE DIFFERENT ???
Or maybe ?

Maybe in time we may just read such headlines I mean after all if dear ol pudding pop Bill can be taken down and exposed why not them ?

23Sep

Not who people thought I was (I’m a guy)

Posted in Ryan HiFi | 22 Comments

Every once and a while a comment comes in and is directed towards one of you out there it’s the kind of comment that leads to a post that may have absolutely zero meaning to anyone but to that one person it may have some meaning.

Hmmm so hes once again back…. https://www.ivlog.tv/user/Balki
https://prnt.sc/kxizd3 someone sent me these snaps (who gets blamed for sending and writing on here but rest assured I’m a GUY and it’s not who you all thought she was writing this !!!! and I laughed have fun Monkey.
Oh don’t be so ridiculous Ryan we all know on Ivlog it was you all along we played along nicely.

signed….Not who people thought (I’m a guy)Yes seems Ryan may have been ousted once again but this time under a NEW name, I do recall him saying he was done and was bullied off the internet for good.

All credit and thank you to our mystery GUY.

Ryan have a jelly bean.