Category: Alice Malice

An email that reads….

“Alice gets fooled by a guest pretending to be Stormport, and she shows her goodies.”


My thoughts…

Alice you loon you’ve gone and shown your goodies to the wrong fella…Very naughty you are. Spank time for you dear.

Is shy

Our favorite witchy poo Alice Malice the swinger dark sorceress of Oreos ice cream and fast food had a recent cast as she names Stormfart and accuses him of harassment and death threats.

It’s my understanding that Alice has now placed a flatulence curse upon the unstable highly strung Stormfart, this could become a rather explosive gassy situation. The easily triggered creepy bastard is already known for smashing objects that anger him for no reason.

She claims he stole her underwear that may have been true as the garage that he lives in needed new curtains and he managed to grab the closest thing he could find.

Always managing to look extra snake like an creepy Stormfart the gaseous attacker of monitors and computers sat there calmly waiting as if he were counting the seconds before lunging and smashing his next piece of furniture. This guy is nuts LOL.

Thanks for al the goodies here.