Category: Sam

Friday and we need a laugh so good ol dribbling fish eyed Sam the one and only baby man child has come up again.

As Samantha Shepard savior of the universe attempts to play the remastered Mass Effect, but what makes this so hilariously funny is that he’s trapped in a room desperately trying to accomplish a simple mission but now can’t find his way out. It’s a gawd damn room ffs ya dumb tit.

Placed on the EASY setting he spends hours searching for a way out only to give up and call upon his savoir YOUTUBE. He hopes for answers to what may be his life long predicament. But even with YOUTUBES help he becomes lost as much as three times.

At no time did he ever realize he had a mini map on the bottom right screen giving him directions….DUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. It think it’s a miracle that Sam even manages to find the tip of his own dick to pee out of.

On a side note the video was over 30min long but I cut it down to 14, on the other hand his play time on this went into hours running aimlessly around screaming and venting his frustrations. Pure dribbling hobbit fun.

SAM needs an air conditioner and he’s broke like a dribbling fish eyed hobbit looking for common sense and a brain cell, so he needs our help now.

With summer quickly approaching SAM is super busy with flushing toilets and playing with Mr Wiggles so he has no time for any thing else.

This is where you come in…… $$$$$$

Jessica has decided to put together a GO Fundme account just for SAM in hopes of getting him a new ac for the summer.

Sam even let’s us know he spent last summer during a heat wave, 7 days for 5 hours everyday soaking in his bath tub.

TWITCH hot tub babe

Not only searching for online love but asking for financial assistance the dribbling fish eyed hobbit has no shame as he dives deep into his anal cavity to get to the heart of the matter and make his summer sparkle as an online TWITCH hot tub babe.

Ohh la laaaaaaaaaaaaaa SAM I am is officially wet an wild.

Thanks to those for the vids and images on this post.

Our favorite dribbling fish eyed hobbit has been playing the recently upgraded Mass Effect game, so I thought I’d add my 2 cents for fun.

Seriously when a grown man has open dialogue about having sexual relations with 3d game characters you know something isn’t right. What a spaz hahahahahaha.

With a few drinks in his belly the dribbling fished eyed hobbit spills his guts quicker then you can say vodka bottle.

It’s a story Sam has relived countless times while casting, but what makes this time different is that it’s now been recorded.