Category: Vaughn Live

As most were celebrating Christmas with family and friends opening gifts and touching one another’s privates under the mistletoe, there seemed to be something amiss on Vaughn live…. Gee what a surprise you say ?

Ohhh btw Merry Anus to you all….. πŸŽ„

It all began with our most beloved Dexter who sent me an im with all sorts of holiday cheer involving our most loved Jessica, MadDog along with Maddy,   πŸ’Œ… It reads.

Now I am unable to deny or confirm this holiday xmas gaffe, and I do hope to have further details in the near future but for now we have some word on what may have transpired… Or so it would appear ?

~Maddy leaves Vaughn live…..again~

It would seem Maddy had an explosive bowel movement over this recent development and decided to exit Vaughn live for good, something she practices like a monthly menstrual cycle…THE END.

I’m sure we’ll see Maddy by lunch tomorrow.

~Peepee pants or does he have big tits ?~

However much to my chagrin MadDog then stated on his live Vaughn cast that it was a broken hearted Monday for him. He was sad and felt lonely without Maddy for company.

From what I was able to gather he was so broken hearted he decided to urinate himself. However it’s still unclear whether he urinated himself before or after the sad news of Maddy leaving Vaughn live. Me thinks he pees himself randomly to attract certain lower class women and flies …BRAVO Mr Pissy pants.

MadDog with those incredible manly floppy breasts and now urinating in public during a live cast you certainly are gaining ground on the reputable totem pole of Vaughn live. I certainly expect to see more of you in the near future.

It’s been a hoot….. Merry Christmas.

With the holidays upon us it only befitting that love would bloom and fill the air with happiness and joy as our very own Jessica has a caught the eye of MadDog.

Having no idea on how romantic MadDog truly is I was handed this lovely bit of poetry straight from his heart and I knew it would have to be placed up for the holidays. πŸŽ… He earned it.

🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹

He’s such a lucky devil….and has a sharp eye πŸŽ…

Not wanting to feel left out I decided that I to would contribute a gift to the holiday lovers and here it is…

I bought it on eBay for the happy couple slightly used. Hope I got the right size ?

πŸŽ„ πŸŽ„ πŸŽ„ πŸŽ„ πŸŽ„ πŸŽ„ πŸŽ„ πŸŽ„ πŸŽ„ πŸŽ„ πŸŽ„ πŸŽ„ πŸŽ„ πŸŽ„ πŸŽ„ πŸŽ„ πŸŽ„ πŸŽ„

I thought I’d send a poem to my te amo 🎁 πŸ’‹

Snowball

I made myself a snowball,
As perfect as could be,
I thought I’d keep it as a pet,
And let it sleep with me.

I made it some pajamas,
And a pillow for its head,
Then last night it ran away,
But first – it wet the bed!

In a recent email I received this….

“Boston Chickie complains about the Vaughn reporting system not working. She has tried numerous times to report King BK for death threats all to no avail.”

~ Boston Chickie dealing with death threats~

I know B Chickie won’t like this but it was on your cast and someone did record it. Sorry dear no hard feelings ?

Thanks for the vids

~BK Whopper has FCK eyes~

More of BK talking incoherent nonsense but that’s what we expect from this loon.

Perhaps even Daryl’s had enough ?

Thanks for the vids