Someone suggested some random silliness this morning, so relax have some coffee and enjoy….◎ܫ◎
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09Apr
Category: The Cesspool
Some months ago the fail bloggers over at UK Muppets and their new head of “special” intelligence, Shawnio, had proven conclusively that Michelle Stacy was chatting over at Vaughn Live.STD as one Sweet Tears. As per usual the folks at UK Muppets did not do their foot work nor did they vet the information provided to them from their new head of DOXing.
End result? Watch the below video.
WARNING: Do NOT consume fluids during the viewing of this video!
As you can clearly see Sweet Tears and Michelle Stacy are two completely different individuals!
But how can this be!?!?! Did not the wunderkinds of UK Muppets prove with several blog posts that they were one in the same? Yes ladies and gentlemen once again the credibility of the fail blog UK Muppets and their head of disinformation, Shawnio, is right where it always has been. IN THE SHITER.
Karl, Darren, Babs, Sharron, Louise whatever you call yourselves these days might I recommend once again that you at least try and use your two brain cells before making a claim or DOXing someone. I mean seriously girls you look more and more incompetent with every post and every lame attempt to coat tail this blog and the gloriously fabulous people who work here.
William Poole ESQ.
Aforementioned screen shot of the website Layout.
Everything to the left of the chat is the video window. Bonus points if you find the Easter Egg in the chat!
William Poole ESQ.
23Jul
OR:
How to make a gimp dance for you.
Yet another fail from the Canadian department of I love Billy Bob Cesspool.
Shawnio as he is wont to do had reported yet another one of my superior You Tube videos for copyright violation. Our beloved dancing fool has yet again demonstrated the correct way to fail. I mean FFS folks the boy is a pro when it comes to setting himself up for disaster.
So this makes two successful counter notifications and one out right “You’re Kidding Right” from You Tube. Yes, You Tube was notified on one video and they laughed and said sorry little girl it’s fair use, here is a band aid for your butt little Shawnio.
I wake up everyday knowing I am perhaps the luckiest man on Earth. I have an awesome woman who loves me. I have friends who I love dearly. I have a good job cleaning toilets at the school. And best of all a certain someone is so infatuated with me they live to spend every waking moment trying to get my attention. I mean here I am just living my life, enjoying everything that comes my way. Meanwhile there he is, pouring over every aspect of my life looking for ways to show me his love.
Yet still here we all are. Still.
How did that work out for you?
And for those of you in the third world who may not be able to view due to restrictions:
10Jul
Scotland’s answer to insanity, Shane, joined us at the Cesspool for an evening of confessions and truth or dare.
Please feel free to enjoy what is perhaps the most uncomfortable three minutes of this or any other life.
