Category: NEWS

To Maddy

If I’d Never Met You, But I Havn’t.

If I’d never met you,
I wouldn’t feel the pain
Of losing your sweet love;
I wouldn’t feel insane.

But if I’d never met you,
I wouldn’t know the pleasure
Of ecstasy’s warm gifts
And memories to treasure.

Now moving on with life,
I force a wistful grin,
I have farted plenty much to my chagrin.
My loaded diapers need changing so hurry.. One more mighty explosion and I feel the entire neighborhood will scurry. Besides I never met you so yeah.

~Jessica the gossiping whore~

Tony Bond joins a cult ?

As most were celebrating Christmas with family and friends opening gifts and touching one another’s privates under the mistletoe, there seemed to be something amiss on Vaughn live…. Gee what a surprise you say ?

Ohhh btw Merry Anus to you all….. 🎄

It all began with our most beloved Dexter who sent me an im with all sorts of holiday cheer involving our most loved Jessica, MadDog along with Maddy,   💌… It reads.

Now I am unable to deny or confirm this holiday xmas gaffe, and I do hope to have further details in the near future but for now we have some word on what may have transpired… Or so it would appear ?

~Maddy leaves Vaughn live…..again~

It would seem Maddy had an explosive bowel movement over this recent development and decided to exit Vaughn live for good, something she practices like a monthly menstrual cycle…THE END.

I’m sure we’ll see Maddy by lunch tomorrow.

~Peepee pants or does he have big tits ?~

However much to my chagrin MadDog then stated on his live Vaughn cast that it was a broken hearted Monday for him. He was sad and felt lonely without Maddy for company.

From what I was able to gather he was so broken hearted he decided to urinate himself. However it’s still unclear whether he urinated himself before or after the sad news of Maddy leaving Vaughn live. Me thinks he pees himself randomly to attract certain lower class women and flies …BRAVO Mr Pissy pants.

MadDog with those incredible manly floppy breasts and now urinating in public during a live cast you certainly are gaining ground on the reputable totem pole of Vaughn live. I certainly expect to see more of you in the near future.

It’s been a hoot….. Merry Christmas.

In another woke Hollywood twisted creepy downhill shit show that has one of it’s weirdos Ezra Miller being awarded with a Super Bowl trailer.

Following a recent string of bizarre criminal behavior, Miller has recently been accused by two separate families who allege that Miller groomed their children for 6 years, meeting one of the minors when they were as young as 12. Both families have filed protective orders against the actor…..


However…. Thanks to the DC Universe and it’s recently hired dipshit director James Gunn who as of this week fired some of the DCU’s leading actors such as Henry Cavill (Superman) and Gal Gadot (Wonderwoman). Ezra Miller somehow manages to remain on as the Flash.

Just how creepy has Hollywood become ??????

Unless you’ve been living under a rock or on another planet the big NEWS on social media platforms is the recent purchase of Twitter by billionaire Elon Musk. But what many don’t know is that old Twitter for years allowed “child pornography” to remain on the site unchallenged.

Until now……..

“Twitter under Musk’s leadership has been quietly making small changes that will have a huge positive, global impact on the most vulnerable, people with no voice and no way to advocate for themselves: children who are sexually exploited. To give you a sense of the scale of the problem, on Twitter alone, there were 86,000 reports of the sexual exploitation of children in 2021, though I believe the true number is much higher.”

For me, this is personal. My name is Eliza and I’m a survivor of human trafficking. I have made the issue of child sexual abuse and exploitation material on Twitter a specific area of focus over the last few years, ever since I heard the story of John Doe #1. John Doe #1 is suing Twitter, along with a second plaintiff, John Doe #2, for knowingly allowing their sexual exploitation as minors on the platform. Both John Does were solicited and recruited for sex trafficking as minors, and child sexual abuse material depicting them later found its way to Twitter. They alerted Twitter and asked the platform to remove the content, but though Twitter reviewed the material and verified the minors’ identities, those in charge still would not remove it.

“Twitter refused to remove the illegal material and instead continued to promote and profit from the sexual abuse of the children,” reads the lawsuit. Twitter even reported back to John Doe #1 that the video in question did not violate any of their policies.

An over weight man wearing make up has become the first fat ass to win after being crowned Miss Greater Derry 2023 in a beauty pageant Sunday in New Hampshire.

Unsure what this says about women in general after a fat guy can dominate a beauty pageant meant for beautiful women.

I mean at least we could have held out for an ugly woman to win the title, but an obese guy in makeup sheeeeesh. Spare me the anxiety and liquid shits as once again women’s right have been trampled on. It’s as if this travesty of mental rejects was conjured up by a bad Marvel woke script…But then again when has there been a good woke Marvel script ?

Just curious as what to what REAL women think about all of this ?

With his newly crowned title as Miss Greater Derry it’ll be sooner rather than later when this heifer moo moo gets milked in some barn.

I’m switching over to Silk and Almond milk.

Just keeping it real you don’t like it suck a dick, or don’t lol……..