Category: Lik Lik

Straight from Liklik’s lips come a most peculiar revelation, he claims that the dribbling fish eyed hobbit SAM had his sister call him demanding to know if Liklik is the Monkeysniffer… πŸ’Β 

I personally believe the story only due to the fact Liklik never lies…Well he may have stretched the truth once or twice but then again who hasn’t ?

Right ?

What do monkeys do for laughs? They tell jokes about people!

Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs there!

Where do chimps get their gossip? On the ape vine!

Liklik has a telling tale that may have some credence to it, he claims that Eric Samosky aka Whirlwind is unable to meet Zelda due to her being afraid of him.

Liklik claims that Samosky would record his intimate one on one skype calls with Zelda and at later dates inform her of doing so, this left Zelda feeling afraid and vulnerable.

That’s the reason she refuses to meet Samosky ….Say’s Liklik.

Thanks to the person who sent in the video

But then again this is the story teller same Liklik who claims he killed his own father and witnessed pinworms crawling in Zelda’s anus as he licked her out….Well……Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…Can’t make this up.

Is he trolling ?………MAYBE

Does he like to play and kid around ?….SURE he does.

Is he sincere ?……….Who knows.

Straight from the whoreses mouth…Oppps I mean HORSES mouth comes the claim that Jessica has DOXED Liklik.

She states she won’t use it illegally but may decide to use it legally instead and that “ED” should keep his mouth shut.

Sounding more like blackmail Jessica now demands Liklik to stop the online bantering against her (making fun of)……. But wait….

It was YOU that started all this months ago with a misleading blog post on your blog where you claimed Liklik was a NAZI-GAY- PEDO….. YOU then deleted the post after being made to look the FOOL…Remember Jessica ?

So Jessica if you can’t deal with it then don’t dish it out and then run to the police with legal claims against someone you slandered to begin with.

You started all this…..

My final thoughts ……

We all know that there are 3 lil bitches who oddly enough seem to whine and cry down the same path ..Jessica .. Adumb Paul Stuart Browne and of course SAM. All 3 dipshit scheming lil lying fucks cry when someone pushes them by running to the police begging for help. To prove my point I’ve left numerous links to past posts below some of you may recall those very posts, some of you may not.

So let me leave you with this…. Years ago when I posted the Jessica tit video she claimed never existed, her lawyer contacted me to inform me I had 24 to 48 hours to remove said video or face legal consciences that could land myself with criminal charges and being sued.

I laughed off the email and with a simple GOOGLE search found that Jessica’s lawyer was named Jessica Baldick..THE END…In other words…. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

A message from our buddy theMobster…

“Jessica messaged me while I was in likliks. I wasn’t chatting in there or anything. apparently liklik was saying Jessica stole from InventorJim? That may have been what triggered her.”

Final thoughts….

Jessica dawwlings…You can’t let every lil internet fart ruin a good hair day life’s too damn short and full of much more positive things than letting someone troll you to the point you wish harm and death upon others. Stop letting silly comments wind you up so and try to get more fiber in your diet dear, you’ll thank me for it in the long run.

I spread joy happiness and love Jess you just haven’t realized it yet dear.