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03Feb

Jessica..”Who cares if he lied.”

Posted in Jessica, MadDog1968 | 6 Comments

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~The shit show continues~

I find it hilarious when this MadDog was the one who brought this drama out on Vaughn claiming it was HE who was wronged and victimized by Maddy. And let’s not forget it was HE who laid out his own case during his cast that backfired in his face after he unwittingly exposed himself with his own screen grabs. But now this poor sloppy piss stain cries to Maddy to STOP… Ohhh please STOP hurting me with the truth…. LOL.

But my favorite comment is from the single brain celled mutant living abortion as she states….

JessicaLovesJesus: “Who cares if he lied damn”

Seriously can’t make this shit up LOL. Bless you <3

Me thinks MadHog and Jessica drink from the same yeast infection and mate with the same cows…Mooooooowwwwwwwww.

02Feb

SAM goes haywire and emails me about WW3!..Big mistake dipshit.

Posted in MonkeySniffer, Sam | 6 Comments

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All credit to SAM Friedman for the emails used on this post.

Remember SAM it was YOU who communicated with ME first…It was YOU who emailed me multiple times not only today but in the past…It was YOU who gave me the phone number and it was YOU who wanted this. So now please remember you have no cause to cry or whine about ANYTHING, sure go ahead an call the police. Rant and cry victim like you do to your sistaw or on Ivlog, but this is all on YOU…Remember this day sunshine big mistake.

I was just here sitting minding my own business, when all of a sudden SAM the whinny lil cockroach emails me…Yeah that’s right…SAM the cry baby.

Ohhhh it gets GOOOOOOOD real goooooooooooddd.

From his very email this is the link that leads right to his doorstep. Yup idiot SAM has just DOXED himself to me, and here’s the proof.

https://www.google.com/search?q=samuel++friedman+of+NY+14711+78th+flushing+ny+11367&client=firefox-b-d&sxsrf=AJOqlzV9TWkr2xZ0qlTfnWg086KHtMeKFg%3A1675369645514&ei=rRzcY-33Ho6ZptQPtoaGuAw&ved=0ahUKEwitgtqk1vf8AhWOjIkEHTaDAccQ4dUDCA4&uact=5&oq=samuel++friedman+of+NY+14711+78th+flushing+ny+11367&gs_lcp=Cgxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAQAzIFCAAQogQyBQgAEKIEMgoIABDxBBAeEKIEMgUIABCiBEoECEEYAUoECEYYAFCgEFi7dWDCe2gBcAB4AIABrAGIAZcKkgEDMC45mAEAoAEBwAEB&sclient=gws-wiz-serp

~ Check mate..let the idiot continue LOL~

He then emails me a phone number that traces back to a woman named Debbie Friedman.

~Debbie Friedman SAM’s muddaw~

The below link is to Debbie Friedman SAM”S muddaw.

https://www.google.com/search?q=718-380-5215&client=firefox-b-d&sxsrf=AJOqlzV403z1sp6KhoqyuyQ_WobcaAeivA%3A1675365737517&ei=aQ3cY8ujH8qoptQPwM6ZwAI&ved=0ahUKEwiL_Jzdx_f8AhVKlIkEHUBnBigQ4dUDCA4&uact=5&oq=718-380-5215&gs_lcp=Cgxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAQAzoHCCMQ6gIQJzoNCAAQjwEQ6gIQtAIYAToNCC4QjwEQ6gIQtAIYAToTCC4QjwEQxwEQ0QMQ6gIQtAIYAUoECEEYAUoECEYYAVCxB1iEDWCiEGgCcAB4AIABlQGIAZUBkgEDMC4xmAEAoAEBoAECsAEUwAEB2gEGCAEQARgK&sclient=gws-wiz-serp

Final thoughts…It’s at this point he stopped emailing me possibly looking back on his multiple mistakes and wondering what’s to come next. Well SAM you started this WAR but you forget I’m not Gina and my missiles fire back….Enjoy the fruits of your labor dipshit.

WW3 is here…………. Go on tell ya sistaw lol

31Jan

Sam is prepped for WW3

Posted in Sam | 14 Comments

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Sam is without doubt the most paranoid cry cry lil man child of all time, listen as he bellyaches on Youtube in anticipation of WW3.

He states that “something big will happen this summer”. He even goes so far as to guarantee it.. Imagine that ?

This weak minded dipshit can’t boil water yet makes claims that would affect the entire human race….Please spare us spam clown.

How does this small insignificant cockroach live with himself ?

29Jan

Jessica gets emotional with the dentist. ◔̯◔

Posted in Jessica | 7 Comments

When I saw this from 9yrs ago the first thing I thought to myself was Jessica hasn’t changed at all LOL….. She actually lost her shit with the dentist ..Read on.

Jessica Baldick on Facebook★★★★★★★★★★

please do not attend this dentist, they are teeth pull happy and want nothing but your money, another thing the dentist is a foreigner, sorry but unless u trust this dentist in touching ur teeth my advise is to find another one they also discriminate against people with disabilities, against the disabilities act, i have one and they came out and said they dont take people with disabilities/emotional issues please be advised if you have a disability and u need a place this place is not for you they will turn u down flat if u cant control emotions on their decision.

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