I wake up to an email entitled… “Moonboots Drunk On Vodka 750 ML”
Not sure if at some point an attempt was made to shine his carrot during the cast, but his channel was placed on LOCKDOWN. Apart from the odd wiggles and the fact he almost falls over numerous times I still have no idea as to why the lockdown. Now we have 3 for 3, so for tonight can we get 4 caster banned or suspended ?
All credit to our friend for the video used on this post.
After reviewing the post and it’s contents it suddenly occurred to me another Ivlog caster who has some similar traits with the odd body movements and even masturbating for men, and had their Ivlog channel placed on lockdown. Check out the below video and see if you can figure out who I’m referring to. Me tinks wees be talkin about cocaine autistic seizures right ?
Sure has been one of those days, but for our sweet Christian loving and most wise Jessica……well let me just say her hair line may have traveled down her back side another 18 inches before being introduced to her fanny.
It may have begun last night in Dlive as The EX king of Ivlog had his life threatened. And Jessica was muted ??? Oh oh I smell treachery.
Now I am in NO WAY claiming our innocent Jessica was behind this however several hours later Jessica is banned from Ivlog.
She Immediately ran to Ivlog to inform them of the injustice she suffered and the actions she would then take if she could not enter her accounts.
This is the part I’m confused over since she was able to place a message on her wall but was banned. Made no sense to me oh well.
But all is fine since Ivlog is DEAD anyways ….right ?
In her fragile yet narcissist state of mind the virtuous Jessica then decided to make an iconic post expressing her mental and spiritual pain and sorrow.
I personally thought the post would reflect her own victory as a strong fierce woman who has found direction and comfort in such classic Disney films as The LittleLUST Mermaid. Where she could then describe her own spiritual life being transformed and finding deeper meaning. This was not to be instead at 3am as her emotional plight rung through every church temple and synagogue known to man, the entire world waited with bated breath. Could the Queen be banned ?
At this point my sultry nipples were humming a crescendo fit for angels in leather ass less chaps as more NEWS was brought forward by Jessica revealing her new home that was to be Vaughn live…..again. Somehow she didn’t seem pleased by this.
Now at this point I have no clue if our fungus QUEEN of Ivlog is banned or not, so I would like to offer up Jessica’s hand to the master dead man sorcerer himself Von Helton may they both have many seconds of happiness together and time travel to another time realm possibly back to the stone age. Yabba dabba dooooooooo.
However god bless you Jessica ? Let us all hope you find peace in Ivlog and retain your crown for Ivlog does deserve you my sweet <3.
Major thank you to those of you who sent in screen grabs used on this post.
It was about Sunday evening when I decided to to venture out into Vaughn and explore. And that’s when I stumbled into Jim the jumper.
I think he was channeling the inner deranged soul of Von Helton, Warren Bucks and Sean Cleary. I had not heard anything quite like this for a long time. From having psychic powers to being a member of a top secret black ops FBI group that were gifted with powers of a jumper (teleporter). He’s been a fighter jet pilot. And was even swallowed by a whale, he’s done it all.
But what really struck me was the fact he claimed to actually be on a US destroyer called the USS Eldridge during a 1943 mysterious mishap that people refer to as the Philadelphia experiment.
The story first appeared in 1955, in letters of unknown origin sent to a writer and astronomer, Morris K. Jessup. It is widely understood to be a hoax; the U.S. Navy maintains that no such experiment was ever conducted, that the details of the story contradict well-established facts about USS Eldridge, and that the alleged claims do not conform to known physical laws.
Now I cannot confirm or deny what he states in the video to be fact, but holy hell mother of gawd this dude is one super freaky odd ball. I nearly spit all over my screen while recording this.
I think he actually believes what ever he’s saying, and I’m beginning to think there’s an island of misfits living on a top secret mutant infested island, every so often one or two mange to escape and become social casters on some off the wall social casting site. But then again what I do know after all I’ve been doxed 20 or more times by freaks and idiots who simply create all sorts of misadventures on my behalf. I can’t make this shit up.