Naughty Sam the slippery wet bagel of the internet has been playing in the shower for the ladies. Ohh la laaaaaaaaaaaaaa ☂ ❤

The Weinstein Law Group, SEXXX…. Personal injury attorney in New York City, New York , 6969. Three blocks West on 42nd Manhattan.

“When someone has your willy get a lawyer, don’t be silly”

Here at Weinstein and Weinstein , we don’t fool around with a soggy bagel. We protect your ASSets gently cupping one testicle at a time.

A quote from an anonymous person…

Mr Wiggles: “Not only is that Sam is a little slippery rattle snake, during the whole time Zoe has been dating Tobi they have been having cyber skype sex! Video audio proof in Sams voice, does Sam ever stop trying to be Hugh Hefner ?”

Thank you to the person who sent in the video.

I had to do this post for a couple of reasons but the main one was that I become nauseous looking at Adumbs stinking face and decided it was time for a change.

The other reason was our dear Jessica decided to have her very own Hulk spasm attack of biblical proportions. Here’s how. (☄ฺ◣д◢)☄ฺ

Thank you for the 200 screen grabs of chat.

It all started with a bad apple named Sister of Satan. 🍎

That same bad apple decided to share a private IM. Or perhaps two ? 🍎

¯¯̿̿¯̿̿’̿̿̿̿̿̿̿’̿̿’̿̿̿̿̿’̿̿̿)͇̿̿)̿̿̿̿ ‘̿̿̿̿̿̿\̵͇̿̿\=(•̪̀●́)=o/̵͇̿̿/’̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ But sometime earlier in the day this was said…

Now this would be considered another sin, but in the eyes of our angelic sweet heart all she needs to do is CLEAR CHAT and all is good and clean in the kingdom. 🍎

Back to the bad apple 🍎

Through out the evening there was shouting, yelling hair pulling, accusations, possible nudity…… 🍎 Someone even claimed their anus was violated by a strangers dirty finger. I cannot confirm or deny this. But I did a find a rusty penny. (◑﹏◐)

Jessica even decided to use the “SUICIDE CARD” in hope of deflecting by gaining sympathy.

But at the end of it all came the usual Jessica post. Four pages worth so you can click on the left or right arrows to view them all.

Dear sweet lovely Jessica………

The lord said…For he/she with internet drama issues should perhaps decide to take a valium or simply breathe through thy anus. If all else fails seek sexual delights in porn, and pleasure thyself in the mirror…Amen.

God said that no joke.

GUILTY

I decided to take a look at the possibility of a similar verdict if such a ruling was ever passed. As was such in the case today in the Harvey Weinstein rape trial.

Browne sentenced today for sexual assault.

GUILTY VERDICT

Escorted in to the court by his Mickey mouse legal team, Browne had this to say.

“One Day I will destroy themonkeyasylum.com and Dox Monkeysniffer. I’ll sue everyone for slander upon my precious name and repugnant reputation”

Members of his legal team such as Shawn W McQuaide could be heard screaming…

“Where’s Monkeysniffer… Where’s Monkeysniffer… Where’s Monkeysniffer… Where’s Monkeysniffer… Where’s Monkeysniffer… Where’s Monkeysniffer… Where’s Monkeysniffer”... ….

Over and over and over and over and over.. and over and over and over and over and over and.. over and over and over and over and over and over and over .. As spoon fulls of moist peanut butter dribbled from his open mouth.

Another member of the legal team Jessica, could be seen jumping up and down screaming

“2+2 = 22 and does anyone want to see my breasts ?”

However IrelandsPatriot (Sean Cleary ) had this to say. It would seem not all of the clowns share the same opinion as the Queen. God bless the Kingdom for it is good. ♔ ❤

Ohhhhhhh right this is the part I ask…..So Jessica where is the FBI and why haven’t they come knocking at my door or Sam’s lawyer. How come Adumb’s personal police squad of friendlies haven’t come to see me ?

Some oddities that have perhaps taken place this week or recently. Something old mixed with something new.

Just remember dear, pack all the necessary items to insure a terrific time.
And of course don’t forget your dearest friends and please keep in touch.
Frank announced his delivery had arrived and his intentions of giving it a good clean. REAL GOOD.
Looks good and clean, almost minty I’d say Frank. Just remove the chords you don’t want to get wrapped in something you can’t get out of.
Thanks to TopCat for the vid, hope you don’t mind but I added a lil of my own for laughs.

I think these two have been going at each others throats for years. I’d like to thank both Foxyman and Randall for contributing to this post and may they continue to throttle each other for many more years to come. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

I must admit I was flattered beyond belief and hysterically giddy with glee to have two iconic casting legends in our small but humble blog, however once I was over the initial shock and cleaned up the urine puddle off the floor it was down to business as usual. ٩(^‿^)۶ … ◉◡◉ .

At first Foxyman of the foxy den entered our chat to inform me of some videos he planned on sending my way, he stated that they would reveal a very naughty Randall.

Foxyman….. ” I’m not good at e-mails hope the link finds you.
Now 3 yrs ago while i was on blab  there was a site called Harf where no rules applied that is where a young lady of 15 hung out she was exposed over and over and even doxed and her parent were told what she was doing online. Randal knew this very well and would countless times expose himself  and  put peanut butter on his balls and even set his balls on fire. Lexi would try to come to my room and Joe walsh and i would promptly kick her out Yelling at her to comeback when she is 18 and guess what She is Back “

The video has Randall spreading peanut butter and jelly on his floppy elastic like wee wee while doing a cast with a large group of people watching. So this was not a one on one encounter, however as to how many people were watching, their ages or sex is beyond anyone’s guess. In fact there is no proof that there was a 15 yr old watching during this cast, but if there was WHY was she there and WHY was she not being supervised by her parents ?

Personally I was very distraught due to the fact that Randall had wasted the precious peanut butter and jelly, I almost shed a tear at his thoughtlessness.

I love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

The alleged victim “Lexi” then 15 at the time of the cast has resurfaced to confront Randall.

Now at 18 she still seems to be associating with middle aged men in chat rooms, so nothings changed no ones learned anything ?

So she waits three years to suddenly pop up and continue on to do what she was doing since she was 15 ? Me thinks Lexi needs proper guidance from proper people and not from the individuals she associates with.

The above audio file is of Randall explaining himself during a cast.

So once you’ve taken all that in you can decide for yourself as to what’s what.

However I thought I’d be fair to both of these fine upstanding casting legends and place up a couple of videos on Foxyman…Enjoy (°◡°♡).:。 ….

So he openly admits to forcing his penis in to a 12 yr olds mouth when he was 12. So after two years the two of you then had a beer and you have him on your Facebook ? That would make you both 14 at the time.

But with that being said I do have the video of Foxyman threatening to fuck up his sister, then there’s the suicide by knife video. Oh yeah who could forget all those ass videos or the time you paid Sexy Chris money to shove a beer bottle up his ass ? Good times right Foxy ?

Ummmm yeah it looks entered to me Foxy.

Well there you have it two titans of the internet casting world bashing one another. You can decided for yourself and I hope you enjoyed this lil walk down memory lane.