SAM needs help with his Amazon addiction.

~~ATTENTION NOW~~

“SAM needs help. He has gone crazy with his Amazon orders and does an unboxing a few times a week.” ….

“SAM needs our help. SAM has an addiction. SAM can not stop ordering from Amazon. First it was just a box of noodles here and there. Now SAM is convinced he will be trapped in his house in a tropical snowstorm, the heat will go out and he will have no food. So SAM now orders from Amazon at an alarming rate and he is doing unboxing videos on his YouTube channel every two days. His addiction is out of control and we (his family and friends) are trying to get him the help he needs. Won’t you give a little so we can get SAM to a medical expert? “

I believe SAM’s sister needs to be contacted for the safety of his anoos and his nipples should be suckled by a 400 pound trans gender named Martha. Thanks for sending this in.

5 Comments

  1. ggstits October 25, 2020 2:13 am  Reply

    Sam stalks up on toilet paper and prepares for end of the world…

  2. puddintane October 25, 2020 2:17 am  Reply

    Sam I hope that your “shit hits the fan incident” doesn’t last too long as 48 rolls of TP won’t last long. I give you an A for effort!

  3. Dr Shite Kicker October 25, 2020 1:17 pm  Reply

    But no one needs to panic buy toilet paper in bulk. Not with Trump not taking the pandemic seriously.

    • BoscoMoney October 25, 2020 8:46 pm  Reply

      Neither political “side” is. There’s a reason for that. You might want to go ahead and educate yourself a little.
      And what Sam’s doing is fear mongering so he can do shitty minute long YouTube videos and buy shit.

  4. banannalover October 25, 2020 1:27 pm  Reply

    tropical snowstorm? more like a tropical shit storm eating your ass slop.better buy 4 more cases of shit paper sam.

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