“SAM needs help. He has gone crazy with his Amazon orders and does an unboxing a few times a week.” ….
“SAM needs our help. SAM has an addiction. SAM can not stop ordering from Amazon. First it was just a box of noodles here and there. Now SAM is convinced he will be trapped in his house in a tropical snowstorm, the heat will go out and he will have no food. So SAM now orders from Amazon at an alarming rate and he is doing unboxing videos on his YouTube channel every two days. His addiction is out of control and we (his family and friends) are trying to get him the help he needs. Won’t you give a little so we can get SAM to a medical expert? “
I believe SAM’s sister needs to be contacted for the safety of his anoos and his nipples should be suckled by a 400 pound trans gender named Martha. Thanks for sending this in.