“Don’t be scared be prepared”..says Sam I am.

It’s impossible to believe that Sam could find the time to make a video informing the rest of us on how to stock our cupboards with canned goods.

After all between paying bills, washing dishes, performing private showers for skype viewers and turning on light switches, Sams a very busy fella.

I even placed the video to my very own personal YOUTUBE account for safe keeping.

Sam’s informative video may have had a few technical glitches, but I managed to fix it to a state of monkey perfection…..Enjoy 🐒 

Please continue the “investigation”… But first a few selfies. Know what I mean ?


  1. ggstits May 2, 2020 4:00 pm  Reply

    its a mystery to me on how sam can do so many things at home that would take a family of 3 people to do and he can still teach us all how to stock up on supplies and he even has time to make sexy shower video’s its been rumored that sam is taking steroids to be the house cleaning super chef Dynamo that he is but who knows and what a great video that was on how to make so many dildo at home its a must watch video before you go into your bunker for a Extended Stay

  2. SamMushroomMan May 2, 2020 9:07 pm  Reply

    Yes our boy SAM has been prepping for years while still being able to take out the garbage and pay those bills! He is amazing! He has overpaid for all those space packaged noodles plus all the other shit he buys on Amazon, while the rest of us can still go to the grocery store and buy what we need at regular prices. Sure some stores are low on items at times, but that is because of these idiots like SAM who thinks doom and gloom is coming. Guess what SAM, not in your lifetime. Who gets all that shitty food you’ve stockpiled over the last ten years? Your sister?

  3. Rabbi Schlomo May 3, 2020 3:52 pm  Reply

    Sammy the scaredy jew is one fucked up person. He is an idiot, if we really were in any kind of collapse. We all know where that dumb fuck lives, and we know all he has is a bb gun, a knife and a bat. He and that dumb fuck Jessica should get together and have kids. I would love to see what kind of offspring those nimrods would create. Sam is a pill popper, and loves eating that dog shit he cooked. Fucking guy used to show his cock to United America. Sam is like a ground hog. Scared of his own shadow. His Sister is close to selling that house and putting Sam in an institution.

    • monkeysniffer May 3, 2020 4:58 pm  Reply


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