Von Helton video removed..why ?

On Sept 29 2019 I posted the possibility that Von Helton had passed away along with that post was a Youtube video giving some brief personal details.

Now for some strange reason the video was pulled, with no explanation as to why. Along with that was the only obituary that may have confirmed his death. That was removed.

As far as I can tell anything related to Helton’s passing is being pulled from the internet but to the best of my knowledge Helton has not resurfaced or made any recent posts or videos.

There are those that believe a group of Illuminati or government elitists decided Helton was too much of a social and political threat. His jedi mind powers and electrifying charisma jeopardized all of mankind. So he was secretly removed about ten years ago and was replaced with a CLONE. This introduces the clone theory that every five years the clone expires and a new clone is brought in to take his place. This may explain why Helton manages to die every five years and through some dark jedi sorcery comes back. I cannot confirm or deny this.

However where is the documentation to confirm or deny his passing ?

It was recently speculated that this man may hold the key to the unsolved mystery and may be a secret member of the order of the Illuminati from the near future sent to spy on us. I leave all judgements in your capable hands.


  1. mitch October 8, 2019 2:06 am 

    he has been on lots of youtube live streams with brett keane and g man and has made at least one video

    • monkeysniffer October 8, 2019 2:10 am 

      so he has come back to life again ?

  2. ggstits October 8, 2019 2:52 am 

    i hope that vonhelton is still breathing air with us all but on the chance he isnt i have a theory so here goes does the name Nikola Tesla mean any thing to you will if not he was one of the greatest minds in the history of the world and he invented the death ray and as you all know vonhelton is a master jedi so where am i going with this when tesla died the government seized his papers and plans from his apartment before his body was cold and a youtube video of vonheltons death was removed and his obituary as well so what does this all mean vonhelton really was every thing that he claimed he was and now the government is trying to erase from vonhelton from Society and our thoughts forever..

  3. Illya Kuryakin October 8, 2019 8:27 am 

    I watched a few moments of the von Helschnitzel video that is linked in the chat box.

    The one conclusion I drew from the video is that von has inherited his mother’s hips. I suspect this causes him no small amount of difficulty finding pants that fit his womanly spread.

  4. banannalover October 8, 2019 11:44 am 

    that is keith 1967 .a racist who says he beat and kill anyone on vl.one night he was repeating kill kill the mexican. great site mark

    • monkeysniffer October 8, 2019 11:56 am 

      he’s part of the Illuminati sent from the future, I cant prove it though

    • monkeysniffer October 8, 2019 7:19 pm 

      Yes ryan and that’s the clone I was telling you about, thank you for proving my point.

  5. Shawnio October 8, 2019 8:15 pm 

    My names is Shawnio and my bum hole is bigger than your bum hole waa waaa waaa waaa waa waaa waaa waaa

  6. BumblePuff October 8, 2019 9:26 pm 

    well that miserable fuck sure got fat :]

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