Queen Jessica banned from Ivlog ?

Sure has been one of those days, but for our sweet Christian loving and most wise Jessica……well let me just say her hair line may have traveled down her back side another 18 inches before being introduced to her fanny.

It may have begun last night in Dlive as The EX king of Ivlog had his life threatened. And Jessica was muted ??? Oh oh I smell treachery.

Now I am in NO WAY claiming our innocent Jessica was behind this however several hours later Jessica is banned from Ivlog.

She Immediately ran to Ivlog to inform them of the injustice she suffered and the actions she would then take if she could not enter her accounts.

This is the part I’m confused over since she was able to place a message on her wall but was banned. Made no sense to me oh well.

But all is fine since Ivlog is DEAD anyways ….right ?

In her fragile yet narcissist state of mind the virtuous Jessica then decided to make an iconic post expressing her mental and spiritual pain and sorrow.


I personally thought the post would reflect her own victory as a strong fierce woman who has found direction and comfort in such classic Disney films as The LittleLUST Mermaid. Where she could then describe her own spiritual life being transformed and finding deeper meaning. This was not to be instead at 3am as her emotional plight rung through every church temple and synagogue known to man, the entire world waited with bated breath. Could the Queen be banned ?

At this point my sultry nipples were humming a crescendo fit for angels in leather ass less chaps as more NEWS was brought forward by Jessica revealing her new home that was to be Vaughn live…..again. Somehow she didn’t seem pleased by this.

Now at this point I have no clue if our fungus QUEEN of Ivlog is banned or not, so I would like to offer up Jessica’s hand to the master dead man sorcerer himself Von Helton may they both have many seconds of happiness together and time travel to another time realm possibly back to the stone age. Yabba dabba dooooooooo.

However god bless you Jessica ? Let us all hope you find peace in Ivlog and retain your crown for Ivlog does deserve you my sweet <3.

Major thank you to those of you who sent in screen grabs used on this post.


  1. puddintane October 3, 2019 9:10 pm 

    The king of dlive and ex-king of ivlog and his queen jessica of ivlog. Looks like ex-king used his queens account on ivlog getting her account banned. LMFAO we all know fagroe is a computer hacker and he has been in his queens computer helping her. word to the wise never let a hacker into your computer also never click on links they send you. YOU WILL REGRET IT !!! RIGHT JESSICA LMFAO.

  2. Scruffyspenis October 3, 2019 10:59 pm 

    They all run back to sucking the Vaughn’s buttholes and cast there again.

  3. anon October 3, 2019 11:22 pm 

    She was carrying on saying she was going to delete her accounts on ivlog using a VPN but changed her mind later. She was told by many it was probably a mistake and it would be sorted but instead she goes boohoo the site is dead anyways, so I ask why go through all the trouble of getting unbanned? And the point of deleting her accounts would be because of what exactly? Jessica logic right there!

    lol @ advertising on her Vaughn channel she was ip banned on the other site and her comment UNFORTUNATELY having to cast on vaughn because of it.

    Calling herself the queen of ivlog, talk about being full of herself lol . She had a post on her blog recently that included the phrase “holier than though” speaking of others who think this way, of course it was deleted after her post on the ip ivlog site ban last night.

    She a queen alright a drama queen. She proves this time and time again. She probably didn’t sleep too well worrying over this but she may sleep like a baby tonight since being unbanned.

    BTW she deleted her post on her blog of being ip site banned on ivlog with a new one announcing BREAKING NEWS OF BEING UNBANNED!

    • monkeysniffer October 3, 2019 11:29 pm 

      lol……..cant make this up

  4. ggstits October 4, 2019 2:11 am 

    ban or not banned is the question.. jessica is devious and conniving self centered manipulator who plays people for her own entertainment… so its like this never trust a woman with dirty panties and jessica has dirty panties…

  5. Don't walk on the grASS October 4, 2019 1:41 pm 

    So Jessica loves Attention , don’t say you weren’t warned . Running around with the likes of Ryderbak ,Mr Potato head & sundry special needs scumbags = resulting in you getting used ,abused & ultimately burned as another semi conscious functioning idiot .An idiot that thought you could run with these fail troll reprobates & not get thrown under the Short bus . Why do you think they are banned just about everywhere? as you soon will be too .
    Its what they do , let someone just slightly more retarded than they hang with them & within no time out do each other to feel so superior by burning your stupid Huge attention seeking ass . you were warned . Every Dog has its day / dog eats dog , Unless animal protection has removed them

  6. Name October 4, 2019 2:11 pm 

    I think it’s hilarious how jealous you are of a mentally handicapped girl

    • monkeysniffer October 4, 2019 6:22 pm 

      shawnio I think it’s hilarious how YOU ARE a mentally handicapped girl

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