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27Mar

Snake oil, STD’s and giant crabs. ☢ ☣

Posted in Adambro, Jessica, MonkeySniffer | 5 Comments

With all this NEWS concerning viruses and dos and don’ts it only makes sense that a handful of caster have suddenly developed a PhD in virology and science. Giving FREE online advice in spite of being as dumb as flea turds, somehow these casters actually believe their own hype.

Several such casters come to mind but recently I found this, a MIRACLE.

A miracle or is it snake oil in a jar ? Rub some oil on your anus and you’re good to go.

Everyone has a solution or a quick fix. Everyone’s a know it all.

Now I cannot confirm or deny if it works, but then again this is all tongue and cheek….If you catch my drift. So approach with caution. ☢ ☣

“Talking about wrapping some flag around my head….and to clarify i never had an std, because i was tested and had the std shot to prevent any….and i am also not stupid because i am on some form of control so fool, keep talking….i will end my post with this” ☢ ☣…

Most people know when enough is enough, others on the other hand simply can’t stop. It’s in their JEANS wink wink.

STD’s and crabs come to mind. Care for a bite ?

*Let me introduce Dr Lester Mordock.*… Rules to follow:

1) No self experimentation. While producing less satisfactory observations, all human experimentation should be conducted on others. A level of self control must be maintained. Less haste, and you would avoid the disaster faced by Dr Jekyll.

2) Never carry out research in the name of humanity- this way always leads to escaped genetically modified monsters or viruses that wipe out the very humanity you were trying to save.

Sound advice for any survivor of the apocalypse.

*Dr Lester Mordock may have the solution for the crabs.*

Dear Lord, Grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are. Grant me self control, and wisdom to know that if I act upon my impulses, I will go to jail….Amen

19Mar

Investigation is a go says Goofy

Posted in Jessica, Michelle Stacey, MonkeySniffer, Ryan HiFi | 16 Comments

More from the angelic goofy one as she fiercely bares her fists with empty threats and toilet water. Perhaps you should look into your own yard Inspector Jessica, after all the company you’ve kept writes volumes of your credibility and honesty.

Btw, who followed you to the library and why did you pretend to be your own boy friend ?………..Wink wink, care to explain ??

*Please god turn her into a flea fart and have a strong gust of wind take her away.* *Amen*.

So tell me WHAT am I being “investigated” for ? I’ve committed no crime, I’ve not contacted anyone on these posts. All I’ve done is place up what others spew out and expose them for what they’ve done or call them out on their lies. Is that a crime ?

Perhaps if Mr Wiggles kept to himself none of this would be happening ?

I know for a fact as do you, that you’ve sent me enough dirt on your casting friends in the past. So I hope you haven’t forgotten my email ?

However since I’m being “investigated” please have the officer email me.. @ Monkeysniffer2014@gmail.com

13Mar

🍎 Bad Apples on Friday the 13th 🍎

Posted in Jessica | 11 Comments

I had to do this post for a couple of reasons but the main one was that I become nauseous looking at Adumbs stinking face and decided it was time for a change.

The other reason was our dear Jessica decided to have her very own Hulk spasm attack of biblical proportions. Here’s how. (☄ฺ◣д◢)☄ฺ

Thank you for the 200 screen grabs of chat.

**It all started with a bad apple named Sister of Satan.** 🍎

That same bad apple decided to share a private IM. Or perhaps two ? 🍎

¯¯̿̿¯̿̿’̿̿̿̿̿̿̿’̿̿’̿̿̿̿̿’̿̿̿)͇̿̿)̿̿̿̿ ‘̿̿̿̿̿̿\̵͇̿̿\=(•̪̀●́)=o/̵͇̿̿/’̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ But sometime earlier in the day this was said…

Now this would be considered another sin, but in the eyes of our angelic sweet heart all she needs to do is CLEAR CHAT and all is good and clean in the kingdom. 🍎

Back to the bad apple 🍎

Through out the evening there was shouting, yelling hair pulling, accusations, possible nudity…… 🍎 Someone even claimed their anus was violated by a strangers dirty finger. I cannot confirm or deny this. But I did a find a rusty penny. (◑﹏◐)

Jessica even decided to use the “**SUICIDE CARD”** in hope of deflecting by gaining sympathy.

But at the end of it all came the usual Jessica post. Four pages worth so you can click on the left or right arrows to view them all.

Dear sweet lovely Jessica………

The lord said…For he/she with internet drama issues should perhaps decide to take a valium or simply breathe through thy anus. If all else fails seek sexual delights in porn, and pleasure thyself in the mirror…Amen.

God said that no joke.

10Mar

Goofy Tuesday

Posted in FoxmanShawn, Frank Taylor, Jessica, Randallman | 7 Comments

Some oddities that have perhaps taken place this week or recently. Something old mixed with something new.

*We wish Jessica a fun filled time on her adventurous Disney cruise.*

*Just remember dear, pack all the necessary items to insure a terrific time.*

*And of course don’t forget your dearest friends and please keep in touch.*

**Frank announced his delivery had arrived and his intentions of giving it a good clean.** **REAL GOOD.**

**Looks good and clean, almost minty I’d say Frank.** **Just remove the chords you don’t want to get wrapped in something you can’t get out of.**

Thanks to TopCat for the vid, hope you don’t mind but I added a lil of my own for laughs.

29Feb

Threats of blackmail and sexual harassment from Sam

Posted in Jessica, Michelle Stacey, Sam | 30 Comments

On a recent post from Jessica she had this to say.

**Good thing I’m not with Scuttle butts corner lmao**. But seriously Jessica since you’ve made a post on your blog does this mean you’re “HARASSING” me as well ?

But Jessica I’m confused you want us to “HEAD your WARNING” ? Thanks for the heads up anyways.

This reminds me of the time your lawyer contacted me 3 yrs ago and informed me I had 48 hours to remove your tit video or face LEGAL repercussions. Then you signed it Jessica Baldick. Funny how you and your lawyer share the same name. OOoops did somebody DOX them self ?

Anywho what we do have is a cryptic warning from Sam during his latest cast. Remember this is coming from an idiot who names his penis “Mr Wiggles”.

In a bizarre video filled with confusing comments, one gets the feeling of a possible threat being directed towards Michelle.

At one point I thought he may be channeling Jessica herself. It’s eerie. Thank you to the person who sent in the video.

He speaks in tongues rambling about certain SOMEBODIES and not giving a shit, but then contradicts himself with“TAKE IT THE FUCK DOWN….NOT THAT I CARE.” He seems confused and non coherent.

And what did Michelle have to say about this ?

My thoughts…

As we all know in the past Sam has made certain threats involving 3 friends that were watching the blog and THEY claimed were going to take LEGAL action, however that was over a year ago. You may recall Jessica and her LEGAL threats concerning the FBI knocking on my door ?

The LINK to that post is right there.

Jessica I’m still waiting for the FBI..the police the CIA the RCMP ..the KFC and the Popeye Police. In fact I feel a lil hungry.

❤ ❤ I’ll be here waiting ❤ ❤