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31Dec

Ridiculous comments and casters for 2019. Year in review.

Posted in Holidays, WEEK IN REVIEW | 12 Comments

Several months ago I sat back reflecting on the most outrageous stupid comments or situations of 2019, and realized WOW I could make a post on this.

Folks what we have here is the creme de la creme of some of the ultimate online idiots making the list and as usual I can’t make this up.

I thought I’d begin with the most obvious idiot of all time, Adumb Sex offender rapist Browne. Need I say more ?

After years of denying it was him, Adumb the idiot finally revealed himself to Ivlog staff in the form of an email as being the registered offender in the CBC news link article who had sex with a 14 yr old girl. There’s no coming back from this Adumb you created your own fate with your stupidity. Enjoy.

Cr3am bans Adumb with some trivial excuse with too many reports, we call it **DAMAGE CONTROL**.

Lie, whine and report all you want Adumb, but you revealed yourself.

**WAIT…… Adumb didn’t YOU cast there for the last year until recently being banned ?**

And that brings me to another top class caster, our very own beloved Christian sweet heart Jessica Baldick…..amen.

Not enough can be said about Jessica except I’d need 10 more blogs and about a life time of posts for all the dumb things the Ivlog queen has said this year. From her homophobic rants to her racial slurs, Jessica has made a strong GODLY statement for all to witness.

Plenty of **PEDOPHILES** live on her street who gives a CRAP ?

Just so you know ….LOL

We agree LOL

**Several posts were placed up exposing a darker side to our sweet Jessica**.

Makes a post on her blog accusing her *BROTHER* of making racial slurs, only to retract the post by deleting and then admits it was her all along. Yes she’s even lied about her own brother so you couldn’t possibly imagine what she wouldn’t say about you.

**She eventually comes over here and informs me it was her that made the comments….well sort of actually it was a DEMON.**

**Yes Jessica we have caught you MANY times …..LOL**

**Jessica I’m still awaiting the FBI, could you please get them here before lunch ?**

And there’s many many many more, but we only have so many years in a lifetime. Now if someone could be so kind as to PLEASE remove the internet from Jessica’s home……….LOL.

And of course we have Ryan Fields (Ryanhifi) who recently made this comment about raping and murdering a 6 yr old child.

**Hilarious, just……..hilarious, don’t you think ?**

Ryan has a strange sexual obsession with children, in the past he has stated he would have sex with a 6 week new born child and has supported having sex with 14 yr olds. However in his own words……….

**But then this the same Ryan who recently said he never had aspergers but instead was diagnosed with a brain tumor, and that explained away his behavior. Or did it ?**

Of course who could forget Shawnio the cast out simp family member who lives in a shack.

Shawnio is best known for his fantasies involving 10 yr old boys and peanut butter. The 10 or more years of documentation on this degenerate is everywhere. Simply GOOGLE Shawn W McQuaid the bread crumbs are endless.

Of course we have Moonboots for exposing himself on Ivlog during one of his many drunken casts resulting in his ip ban. Great job there buddy, do you actually think you’re going to survive on Twitch ? Sayonara toots.

**Sad when a bottle can beat your weak soul so easily. Some can talk the talk, but they can’t walk the walk**.

Bring on the dildos

We had some boobs and another masturbator.

I do believe I may have left the best for last. Drum roll please.

The living LEGEND… the greatest caster.. the LOVER.. the ROMANTIC… the SEX GOD…. the best WAUDIO…. the best WIDEO… the most eligible DUMB FAT BASTARD of all time….BACHELOR I mean bachelor (oops typo)……FAROOOOOEEEE.