Category: Sam

As some of you may notice in our chat SamsUnderwear has informed us of a recent Amazon purchase that Sam has made of a SPAM luncheon meat slicer. Personally I thought this was a joke and paid little to no attention to it….

Boy was I wrong LOL

So all credit to SamsUnderwear for this one.

There are certain things that can never be explained…and I do mean never…I’m left speechless. I swear Sam must be trolling us after all who would actually purchase such a thing ?

Wait I have the answer….

Not a bad looking pizza, not until you found out that one of the key ingredients Sam used is SPAM.

I AM SAM. I AM SAM. SAM I AM.
THAT SAM-I-AM! THAT SAM-I-AM! I DO NOT LIKE THAT SAM-I-AM!
DO WOULD YOU LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM?
I DO NOT LIKE THEM,SAM-I-AM.
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM.
WOULD YOU LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE?
I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.
WOULD YOU LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE?
WOULD YOU LIKE THEN WITH A MOUSE?

As promised the 2nd part and I call this…..

πŸ’Œ When the moldy princess meets the Jewish princess πŸ’‘

Hand job on the first date, anal on the 2nd date.

It sounds like a Disney animated romance sung by Josh Groban, or perhaps a rousing rendition of “If I were a rich man” by Topol as he bellows … Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

In honor of Mr Wiggles of course.

The unholy gastric gathering between Mr Wiggles and Mold…A union fit for the toilet bowl, or the loony bin. Butt no joke once Sam whines and dines Jessica with his passionate SPAM entries he actually has thoughts of receiving a hand job on the first date…anal sex on the 2nd date and everything goes on the 3rd date. So lube up Jessica and make sure you brush your teeth, you don’t want to get any germs on Mr Wiggles.

Thanks for the video used on this post.

Sitting down in the kitchen after paying bills and washing 3 dishes, the physically exhausted Sam manages to find time and to share his youthful experiences as a 34 yr old errand boy working in the garment district over 20 years ago.. How he manages to juggle his hectic life of..hot romance..Cyber Punk gaming and casting is beyond me, but then again he’s Sam.

Possibly the only job he’s ever held, but something tells me his mother got him that job due to the fact both he and his brother worked together for the same employer.

In this first video Sam boasts of the time he instructed the employer to go up to the top floor to experience the exhausting over heated conditions that finally made the employer apologize personally to Sam.

🐷  SEX WITH A BABY PIG 🐷 

The second video has Sam reminiscing on how one of the clients from the place he worked admitted to having sex with a baby pig. Oink oink 🐷  .The client then suggested Sam try it for himself.

Sam squeals in delight as his memory flashes back to this crispy back bacon burning story… 🐷  ..

Thanks to all for the videos and the above image used on this post.

In part 2 of “Real Talk with Sam”….

Sam the dribbling love guru fantasizes on how he thinks his future date with the alluring and visually captivating moldy princess, Jessica should go…You don’t want to miss this anal pounding feast of tempting moldy delights.

“last night sam ranted on badkitteh because he got a dominos pizza order the other day when he was making chicken shawarma he said if the dominos driver had covid and sam got it then the person who sent the order would be responsible for his death lol and he mentioned you too monkey I recorded it feel free to repost if you want πŸ™‚……

When Gina is ready to send me a pizza I’ll blow her a kiss and thank her…Anchovies.. peperoni. onions…ground beef and olives. Anything like that and I’m good thx

Thank you for the video…

The dribbling fish eyed hobbit goes off and I was left laughing. This guy seriously needs something to calm his nerves.

I’m furious that Sam can cook I’m so jealous. I need my drug and alcohol money… hahahahhaha ooohhh man…Thanks for the video I laughed.