For those who crave a mystical Helton fix, this may be what the sorcerer prescribed. Thank you for the videos.
I can’t recall how many times over the years Helton’s children have been taken away from him for various LEGAL reasons due to neglect and so forth. However once again CPS have intervened.
Sometime in early May I was made aware of his latest legal issues and was waiting on a video where Helton would comment. Down below his mother decided to say a few words directed towards the judge and here’s what was said.
The great sorcerer added his own 2 cents. So here he is the master of sorcery and demonic might..time traveler…blood line to royalty…jedi master and mystical wise man…and one helluva dirty vampire… The GREAT Von Helton
For a great and powerful sorcerer Helton continues to blame everyone for his marital problems and lousy situation in life, if only Helton could cast a spell to reverse time ?
After several weeks of claims of Helton’s death, finally the vampire, sorcerer, jedi, time traveler, punisher, protector of humanity, speaker of demons and so much more has his say.
Dated Oct 8th 2019, in a 42 minute video, Helton goes off on the trolls and threatens to not only sue everyone responsible but to place them in prison for their misdeeds. It’s the usual delusional verbal poop from the mouth.
Since I work with a tiny budget I was only able to place up an entire 3minutes of video before I fell asleep at the wheel causing me to run over a family of ducks crossing a nearby road. When all the silly stuff is put away and the facts are examined, I do not believe this is the REAL Helton but a clone with a five year expiry date. Very much like a ham sandwich Helton once ate.
On Sept 29 2019 I posted the possibility that Von Helton had passed away along with that post was a Youtube video giving some brief personal details.
Now for some strange reason the video was pulled, with no explanation as to why. Along with that was the only obituary that may have confirmed his death. That was removed.
As far as I can tell anything related to Helton’s passing is being pulled from the internet but to the best of my knowledge Helton has not resurfaced or made any recent posts or videos.
There are those that believe a group of Illuminati or government elitists decided Helton was too much of a social and political threat. His jedi mind powers and electrifying charisma jeopardized all of mankind. So he was secretly removed about ten years ago and was replaced with a CLONE. This introduces the clone theory that every five years the clone expires and a new clone is brought in to take his place. This may explain why Helton manages to die every five years and through some dark jedi sorcery comes back. I cannot confirm or deny this.
However where is the documentation to confirm or deny his passing ?
It was recently speculated that this man may hold the key to the unsolved mystery and may be a secret member of the order of the Illuminati from the near future sent to spy on us. I leave all judgements in your capable hands.