So there I was as usual minding my own business munching on one of gran ma’s outdated crunchy rouge lipsticks,when all of a sudden I get this message seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
And bingo just like that we hit 11,000 comments.
My plan was to make a post and celebrate this fantastic NEWS. I planned on thanking our 11k commenting friend, when suddenly I noticed…..
It was from Shawnio…Yeah him, but hold on did he come with some form of…PEACE OFFERING ?????
Under the cloak of darkness we scouted ahead, traveling through unknown dangers in darkest territory searching for the holy grail…the greatest gift…the dildo of imaginary anal moist power….the one forehead that would rule them all and in the darkness bind them…Then we found it…a video……Enjoy. 🐵 ..Oh one more thing….I cant make this up.
It’s posts like these that allow me to enjoy the finer things in blogging like on how you both end up publicly sodomizing each other in the heat of the moment.It may take a team of well educated scientists and skilled engineers to craft Jessica a new sense of humor but in the end it will be worth it..I do enjoy this and thank you.
Thanks to all for the images and videos, most of all thank you for the 11,000 comments.
With all this NEWS concerning viruses and dos and don’ts it only makes sense that a handful of caster have suddenly developed a PhD in virology and science. Giving FREE online advice in spite of being as dumb as flea turds, somehow these casters actually believe their own hype.
Several such casters come to mind but recently I found this, a MIRACLE.
A miracle or is it snake oil in a jar ? Rub some oil on your anus and you’re good to go.
“Talking about wrapping some flag around my head….and to clarify i never had an std, because i was tested and had the std shot to prevent any….and i am also not stupid because i am on some form of control so fool, keep talking….i will end my post with this” ☢ ☣…
Most people know when enough is enough, others on the other hand simply can’t stop. It’s in their JEANS wink wink.
STD’s and crabs come to mind. Care for a bite ?
1) No self experimentation. While producing less satisfactory observations, all human experimentation should be conducted on others. A level of self control must be maintained. Less haste, and you would avoid the disaster faced by Dr Jekyll.
2) Never carry out research in the name of humanity- this way always leads to escaped genetically modified monsters or viruses that wipe out the very humanity you were trying to save.
Sound advice for any survivor of the apocalypse.
Dear Lord, Grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are. Grant me self control, and wisdom to know that if I act upon my impulses, I will go to jail….Amen
More from the angelic goofy one as she fiercely bares her fists with empty threats and toilet water. Perhaps you should look into your own yard Inspector Jessica, after all the company you’ve kept writes volumes of your credibility and honesty.
Btw, who followed you to the library and why did you pretend to be your own boy friend ?………..Wink wink, care to explain ??
So tell me WHAT am I being “investigated” for ? I’ve committed no crime, I’ve not contacted anyone on these posts. All I’ve done is place up what others spew out and expose them for what they’ve done or call them out on their lies. Is that a crime ?
Perhaps if Mr Wiggles kept to himself none of this would be happening ?
I know for a fact as do you, that you’ve sent me enough dirt on your casting friends in the past. So I hope you haven’t forgotten my email ?
However since I’m being “investigated” please have the officer email me.. @ Monkeysniffer2014@gmail.com