Category: MonkeySniffer

With all this NEWS concerning viruses and dos and don’ts it only makes sense that a handful of caster have suddenly developed a PhD in virology and science. Giving FREE online advice in spite of being as dumb as flea turds, somehow these casters actually believe their own hype.

Several such casters come to mind but recently I found this, a MIRACLE.

A miracle or is it snake oil in a jar ? Rub some oil on your anus and you’re good to go.

Everyone has a solution or a quick fix. Everyone’s a know it all.
Now I cannot confirm or deny if it works, but then again this is all tongue and cheek….If you catch my drift. So approach with caution. ☢ ☣
☢ ☣ BEWARE ☢ ☣

Talking about wrapping some flag around my head….and to clarify i never had an std, because i was tested and had the std shot to prevent any….and i am also not stupid because i am on some form of control so fool, keep talking….i will end my post with this” ☢ ☣

Most people know when enough is enough, others on the other hand simply can’t stop. It’s in their JEANS wink wink.

STD’s and crabs come to mind. Care for a bite ?

Let me introduce Dr Lester Mordock.… Rules to follow:

1) No self experimentation. While producing less satisfactory observations, all human experimentation should be conducted on others. A level of self control must be maintained. Less haste, and you would avoid the disaster faced by Dr Jekyll.

2) Never carry out research in the name of humanity- this way always leads to escaped genetically modified monsters or viruses that wipe out the very humanity you were trying to save.

Sound advice for any survivor of the apocalypse.

Dr Lester Mordock may have the solution for the crabs.

Dear Lord, Grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are. Grant me self control, and wisdom to know that if I act upon my impulses, I will go to jail….Amen

More from the angelic goofy one as she fiercely bares her fists with empty threats and toilet water. Perhaps you should look into your own yard Inspector Jessica, after all the company you’ve kept writes volumes of your credibility and honesty.

Btw, who followed you to the library and why did you pretend to be your own boy friend ?………..Wink wink, care to explain ??

Please god turn her into a flea fart and have a strong gust of wind take her away. Amen.

So tell me WHAT am I being “investigated” for ? I’ve committed no crime, I’ve not contacted anyone on these posts. All I’ve done is place up what others spew out and expose them for what they’ve done or call them out on their lies. Is that a crime ?

Perhaps if Mr Wiggles kept to himself none of this would be happening ?

I know for a fact as do you, that you’ve sent me enough dirt on your casting friends in the past. So I hope you haven’t forgotten my email ?

However since I’m being “investigated” please have the officer email me.. @ Monkeysniffer2014@gmail.com

She can’t stop, no matter what anyone says or does Jessica is drawn into drama. She lives for it 24/7. The queen of drama is at it again, long live the queen. All credit to YOU for the email.

And here I thought we’d have a quiet evening.

In this 17min file of her cast she rants on about her anger towards Ryan HiFi who apparently has DOXED her in some other chatroom, so she takes her high and mighty self and decides to cast on Vaughn, and it’s there she calls upon gods holy intervention.

Within the first 3 min of the vid, Jess informs everyone how she’s not into the fame or popularity.

Now hold on Disney Princess wasn’t it YOU that had your popular poll floating around with a whopping 45 whole votes. And lets not forget it was YOU who called yourself the Queen of Ivlog and made outrageous statement on how the site was on a certain popular level only due to your godly divine presence.

At 4min of the vid she hollers in orgasmic delight upon seeing Shawnio, the same Shawnio who fantasizes about 10 yr old boys licking peanut butter off his penis. How………..delightful ?

She even admits to being a FLIP FLOPPER herself lol.

Can’t make this up.

5min in and Jess is now whinning over the fact her home information was placed in Ryan’s chat….However if you GOOGLE Jessica’s name you can gather any and all information on her, all credit to Jessica who places her full name on to Facebook and other social media sites……DUUUUHHHHHH.

She DOXED herself YEARS AGO. hahahahahah

After all Ryan he needs to go to a fysical ferapist…for anger management..

Oh man. …hahahahahhah

6:17 she admits to being two faced and goes as far as to say she was this way towards everybody else…

Jessica please stop now and have a nice lunch dear lol. Just STOP.

The most painful comment of all time is when dear sweet Jessica says that no one likes me… 😥  . Why didn’t someone tell me I was so hated, I would have stopped wearing granma’s panties with matching heels. Perhaps something not so reveling and provocative. 😥 

It’s at this point I would show off the blogs views, but then again we all know it’s photoshopped. So why bother.

We have stuttering Jessica mumbling like Porky pig about Sam his family and his lawyer and how taking one look at this blog, they had decided it was disgusting and horrible that it needs to come down immediately.

Now Jessica most divine muffin of love….Were all of these people DISGUSTED at the posts where you EXPOSE your BREASTS and Sam was taking a SHOWER on a live CAST or showing off his WILLY on private calls ? Just curious dear, please let me know.

Because I don’t wish to mess with any bully and get horns.

Final thoughts.. Jessica you created your own problem here by lying on behalf of a registered sex offender, and the result will have negative consequences from folks who can actually think and see the truth as is. So Jessica you kinda dug your own hole again. Enjoy the FAME you’ve earned.

REPORT… REPORT… REPORT… REPORT… REPORT… REPORT…. Screamed the fungus queen of morons as she ranted her frustration and humiliation, her humongous sized ego demanded revenge. And the hate blog was to be her buffet and Monkeysniffer her main course.

In the past it’s been confirmed when individuals who become frustrated with this blog eventually become consumed with desperation and hate. That’s when LEGAL THREATS become the weapon of choice.

On Wed Dec 4, 2019, right on the heels of Jessica’s cry cry whine post came this 5 page statement.

Anotherdeadblog being Shawnio, Shawn W McQuaid.

Her brainless rants spew unproven claims on how my “BUDDY” made phone calls to Sam and his family, she even went as far as to say this same “BUDDY” of mine made “THREATS” directed towards Sam and his family.

So Jessica where is the PROOF ?????? Please show us all.

She even states she’s filed a POLICE report and mentions the FBI knocking at my door.

But sweet heart Jessica, it was your friends who were harassing Sam and his family, with multiple food orders and phone calls that have lasted years. It was the company you keep that did it, in fact it was that same company that blamed not only myself but those of us here in this blog. Another thing your same company (friends) have a HISTORY of doing the same thing to many others all over the globe. More on that later.

Jessica Sam may no longer be speaking to you, but he did communicate with me. Dated Wed Nov 13 2019 Sam had this to say to me.

I offer you Sam and his take on the situation. I don’t see your proof Jessica.

Now that we have that out of the way, it’s now been confirmed your friend Babs (Brahim Soltani) Of Leeds England is the one along with the possibility of several other of the Uk Muppets. LOL…

Jessica is this the part where you show me your breasts, and I lock you up and throw away the key ?

Babs who at the age of 14 was recruited to be a troll of this group, his DOX along with a history of making phone calls and pleading with his victims to commit suicide are both documented on this blog. Another Ivlog caster JStevio and his family have been terrorized, stalked and threatened for as long as 8 years.

I myself along with several others of this blog have experienced similar interactions with this same group. Check this blogs categories for reference.

From what I’m to gather the police in Leeds have directly spoken to Brahim Soltani in the past over his internet shenanigans.

And that is one of your “BUDDIES” Jessica. LOL

LOL

Jessica is this the part where you crawl inside your anus and hibernate for the winter ? LOL….LOL. But wait there’s more. LOL

You may recall back in Oct 2 2018 when your “BUDDY” the self admitted sex offender Adam Paul Stuart Browne was publicly doxing you during an Ivlog cast ? It was Ben that exposed him for doing it. http://themonkeyasylum.com/?p=8374

Then on April 5 2017 Adam doxed you again on VL http://themonkeyasylum.com/?p=3163

On March 31st 2017 your “BUDDY” Shawnio was allowing your DOX as Miss Scruffy sat in his chat doing nothing, maybe you recall ? http://themonkeyasylum.com/?p=3060

And of course more LEGAL dirt on your “BUDDIES” LOL.

BOMB threats and of course his sexually charged comments directed towards children as young as 10.

I wont even get into facts surrounding Ryan Fields another one of your “BUDDIES” who recently has been reported going around announcing his involvement in the rape and murder of JonBenét Ramsey back in December 25, 1996 (aged 6) . In which he had absolutely no involvement in but makes false claims to a crime he never committed. Makes sense if you’re Ryan.

I agree Jessica a 6 yr old girl being raped and murdered, how hilarious.

So now what Jessica ? You going cry, piss yourself ?…No I know it’s all photoshopped and does not exist. So why the FEAR and HATE directed towards this blog ? Why FEAR what is not real…So put your money where your mouth is and lets see what happens.

Keeping that in mind….I call out to ANY law enforcement on this planet who feel the need to ask me ANY questions concerning any of the above facts on this post or on this blog to PLEASE contact me…

Monkeysniffer2014@gmail.com my email if you should need any assistance from me. I have a lot to say on the matter.

I suppose I should prepare myself for a scorching rebuttal post complete with Mickey mouse images and chocolate chip cookie recipes scribbled with crayola crayon.