I know what you’re asking..Who the bloody hell is Chris ???…
And the answer is I haven’t a clue…… (º.º)
Seems every time we turn our backs Merman is involved in another quarrel with a man on skype, from what I’ve been told he’s a rather promiscuous odd sexy fellow but I don’t see why he enjoys flaunting his lover spats on skype only to reveal them openly to everyone else ?
I’m unsure of the reason for his latest male conquest squabble, but perhaps we can gain some insight as to what has taken place between Merman and Chris in the near future.

I’ve added Merman’s previous lover skype spat with Ben the super model in the form of a link…Enjoy.

This Chris fella is desperately trying hard to pretend he’s dead and that he’s now acting the part of his very own father…how odd that Ivlog folks have a knack for faking their own deaths ? I do recall another Ivlog person who…but that was so very long ago and my breasts didn’t hang as low as they do now. I’m getting old.

…Is Merman’s love really so strong that his male companions pretend death to get away from him… Who knew ?

I do get the feeling this Hopper or Chris fella has a long nose. He may have some eshhhplaining to dooooooo ?
Hold on a minute, I was a CAM4 model in my day and I was a police ninja officer mall cop Fung koo trans gendered samurai…No really I was. In fact I have an army of children and even had sexual encounters with over 800 people on Twitch that has lasted for 10 yrs…NO JOKE.
