Category: Faroe/Chiwave

Sure has been one of those days, but for our sweet Christian loving and most wise Jessica……well let me just say her hair line may have traveled down her back side another 18 inches before being introduced to her fanny.

It may have begun last night in Dlive as The EX king of Ivlog had his life threatened. And Jessica was muted ??? Oh oh I smell treachery.

Now I am in NO WAY claiming our innocent Jessica was behind this however several hours later Jessica is banned from Ivlog.

She Immediately ran to Ivlog to inform them of the injustice she suffered and the actions she would then take if she could not enter her accounts.

This is the part I’m confused over since she was able to place a message on her wall but was banned. Made no sense to me oh well.

But all is fine since Ivlog is DEAD anyways ….right ?

In her fragile yet narcissist state of mind the virtuous Jessica then decided to make an iconic post expressing her mental and spiritual pain and sorrow.

HAIL THE QUEEN

I personally thought the post would reflect her own victory as a strong fierce woman who has found direction and comfort in such classic Disney films as The LittleLUST Mermaid. Where she could then describe her own spiritual life being transformed and finding deeper meaning. This was not to be instead at 3am as her emotional plight rung through every church temple and synagogue known to man, the entire world waited with bated breath. Could the Queen be banned ?

At this point my sultry nipples were humming a crescendo fit for angels in leather ass less chaps as more NEWS was brought forward by Jessica revealing her new home that was to be Vaughn live…..again. Somehow she didn’t seem pleased by this.

Now at this point I have no clue if our fungus QUEEN of Ivlog is banned or not, so I would like to offer up Jessica’s hand to the master dead man sorcerer himself Von Helton may they both have many seconds of happiness together and time travel to another time realm possibly back to the stone age. Yabba dabba dooooooooo.

However god bless you Jessica ? Let us all hope you find peace in Ivlog and retain your crown for Ivlog does deserve you my sweet <3.

Major thank you to those of you who sent in screen grabs used on this post.

Well it didn’t take long for the mighty whale of the seas and of course most eligible bastard….ops I mean BACHELOR, to have stirred things up over at the other gaming camp DLIVE.

Yes both images are of the same conversation but what’s unique is the red square to indicate this person “Cheech” is not only a“Staff” but a “Verified Partner”

I think I got his name right…Anyways it was from July, but emailed to me August 19th. Better late then never. All credit to JessicalovesJesus for this screen grab <3

Self explanatory, in other words a very upset stoppid fat bald bastard.