Category: BeninIOHIO

For some of us food or toilet paper may be the the necessities that we may hope for, but for Ben it’s an old fashion country glory hole. (((0)))

So we here at Themonkeyasylum.com plan to try and deliver that wish to Ben, but due to social distancing and an extremely tight budget. This may take time, I personally have contacted a dry wall contractor and have laid out the plans for this mouth watering glory hole.

With hours of planning and weeks of work, so far we have this.

Until then I hope Ben can enjoy this image. Hope it brings him much pleasure. And when that glory hole project is finally complete I hope to see Ben suck his way to legendary status..It’s all for you Ben <3.

And remember wash your hands.

Thanks for the screen grab.

The screen grabs say it all, and thank you for them.

Ben replies.

I do hope these two passionate love birds can work out their differences and one day meet for a love encounter of epic proportions. If they do I hope they send in any videos or pic. Oh and one more thing try and keep it clean, thanks.

But Bens been a busy one as of late, it recently came to my attention that he may have rustled Hipperzz feathers to the point Hipz wished DEATH upon Ben resulting in his BAN from SquirtVlog.

All credit to the person who sent in the video. The video was about 45min long, so I fast forwarded it at certain places to speed it up. However at other times I let it play out on regular speed, giving the entire video about 11:18 in total. Enjoy.

You can DL the video if you wish, by pressing the 3 dots on the bottom right.

It’s been an eventful weekend so far, so lets start out on the small topics and work our way to the larger ones.

And of course we have this trivial flea named Freethrow who continues to send and post his weeny pics for everyone to see. His desperation is idiotic.

Since Oct 2018 this desperate flea fart has sent unsolicited weeny pics to folks on Ivlog and now in chatrooms across chatango. Seriously weeny boy get a hobby or go fondle a donkey, no one wants your weeny pics. I recall after I did the initial post back then you sent me pics of yourself, so STOP it.

And moving right along…We have the love/hate battle of Ryan VS Jessica, as the two internet lovers squabble over just about anything.

I think these two need to just get it on.
“ILoveBeer76: jessica you’re a moron who couldn’t go to college, has a receding hairline, doesn’t even know how to sing in KEY or WHAT A MUSICAL KEY IS, doesn’t know about musical timing, can’t pronounce words properly or spell properly, can’t drive, can’t even keep a man” …Love Ryan
Ohh la laaaaaaa XOXOXOXO

Jesus, Ryan can’t make his mind up, if he wants to strangle Jess or make hot sexy time with her….

I say do both…Just make sure you video record it for the me.

Of course what would the weekend be without our glorious sex machine Ben inOhio…As he spends another Saturday on his “drinking cast”….. I recall last week as he ordered a pizza on the phone, only to give out his credit card number by accident. Then upon receiving the pizza he holds up the receipt exposing vital information as to is where abouts…They never learn.

Personally I don’t see how he can E beg while having a drinking cast with others folks hard earned money.

And of course we have Paradice………I simply can’t say enough about this lovely delicate flower except she’s a mish-mash of both Foxman and Warrenbucks with a can of beer in her hand….She’s just stunning.

deixe-me passar o resto dos meus dias cheirando seus peidos <3

I’d like to thank the person who sent me this funny screen grab mere seconds ago.

Seems poor ol Ben has been receiving tips for tricks can’t imagine what’s been asked of him, so we wont go there.

Ben please tell me what in gods name is this on your Amazon wish list for ?