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A news article I recently found and felt perhaps it may shed some light on how ineffective government LAWS can be and how the internet really works. Only more of an indication that we need to be responsive and pro active. It may surprise you when you discover just how vulnerable you are from online predators and sex offenders.

In today’s Big Story podcast, the sex offender registries are public in the US, and they exist in part so that prospective partners can be aware of past crimes. But on many popular dating apps, being a registered sex offender isn’t a barrier to creating an account. An investigation in the United States found again and again that offenders—even some who used the apps to find their victims in the first place—could simply create a new account and keep going.

We know that screening is possible because at least one popular site does it. And the owners of that site and app own three other popular services…that don’t screen. So why not?

Have I ever told you I can’t make this shit up ? …………Well I can’t, but not since the great war HERO Helton has anyone metamorphosed into more comic book characters than he.You may recall his PUNISHER days as he single handedly fought the Yakuza the M9 street gang and just about every other type of bad guy you could think of.And of course who could forget the time he stated that it was he who was picked to be in the X-MEN film as Wolverine instead of Hugh Jackman.

Keeping with his delusional comic fantasy world Helton has of late decided to turn his hand to sorcery and the mystical arts. 


His mighty mystical powers are so mind baffling that not even HE may conjure a spell to clean his home or the floor he flies upon. However Helton has a few tricks up his sleeve as the mighty wise sorcerer has made a video of himself discussing his future plans in fighting evil with sorcery and the dark arts.And there you have his cryptic words have already struck FEAR in the darkened souls of his enemy so BEWARE you have been warned foul demons of the internet world.

This video is going to be a unique video and has never been done before …HISTORY has been made once again by the GREAT ONE… HELTON.

He has been working very hard at becoming a sorcerer a master of the mystical arts, and has ordered the magical tools to actually create a SCROLL/ SPELL to wage WAR against EVIL. If you have 20 min to kill some brain cells go for it I did warn you lol.


And finally the transformation is complete the master sorcerer is now born…..In time for Halloween ?..Thank you to our friends for sending in these mystical magical videosYup I can’t make this shit up












In just under 24 hours 2 casters have left Ivlog, one being the PEDOPHILE Ryan hifi and the other being the Viking misfit and self proclaimed King of Ivlog, master of his own anus the sexual oozing humpty dumpty….FAROE

An actual quote from PEDO Ryan FieldsCongratulations! After 5 years or so of trying, you have successfully bullied me completely off of all social media and the internet. My health issues are for myself, my family, and my loved ones to know about – not some sicko peons online. Congratulations especially to the REAL head of this blog, Llilpunk1984.

Ok so let’s get this straight Ryan the idiot spews on Facebook and discusses personal matters, but is now turning the whole thing around by calling out folks as sicko peons”

However imagine my surprise as none other than Lilpunk was named as the “REAL HEAD” head of this blog… I fell over and peed myself silly from laughter. Wow you seriously can’t make this shit up, but somehow Lilpunk1984 is the head blogger or perhaps the REAL Monkeysniffer ?

What’s truly funny here is that it was Ryan and his perverted sexual comments and sudden angry outbursts that placed him in hot water with his Ivlog friends to begin with…So all credit to Ryan on a job well executed. Bravo cryan Ryan retard who wishes to have sex with a 6 week old child …BRAVO. And thank you to the person who sent in the screen grabs.

Now as far as the KING of CUMvlog goes we all know if we give him till supper time he’ll be casting right as rain and forgetting the whole thing ever happened.

But before he ran off he was kind enough to bid a fond farewell to his favorite site Ivlog.

I may cry over this, you do realize the sun may never shine again for me. Perhaps if we strike a DEAL with Faroe he may decide to cast again on Ivlog or maybe just offer him up some bewbs……………….( o ) ( 0).